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SF Eagle Slate Gray Logo T-Shirt

$25

The SF Eagle Slate Gray T-Shirt with blue, red and silver branding.  Special Attributes: Grants temporary invisibility to wearer while in the presence of trolls (classic and modern) and +2 resistance* from random accosting by off-world protocol droids (*passive immunity).

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Product description

The Slate Gray SF Eagle T-Shirt is the ultimate statement in cool.  Slate gray has the effect of drawing attention to the wearer by presenting a clean, neutral region that blends seamlessly into any background.  This t-shirt does it’s job to keep your skin dry, cool and clean, while showing off the SF Eagle logo, the natural borders of your torso and absolutely nothing else.  You can bet on this t-shirt to remain docile and demure while you get to command the show with confidence.  We cannot guarantee that no one will look at you funny, but at least you’ll be absolutely sure that whatever is causing you such strange treatment, it’s definitely not this T-Shirt.  In fact, this T-Shirt has been known to cause people-watchers, fashionistas and etiquette-nitpickers to completely overlook coincidental fashion faux-pas without significant remark or comment.

These T-Shirts are made of 100% cotton, are pre-shrunk, color-fast and have that cool to the touch feel, along with that new T-Shirt smell that screams undeniably fresh the moment you put it on.  Within minutes, the cotton warms up and softens around you, becoming something at once familiar and form-fitting, as the fibers snuggle up to what you’re putting out.

More than a second skin, this T-Shirt wears like body armor gilded with fairy magic, casually letting anyone in the know into your privy circle of intimacy, while projecting a hardened tough-person image to the less-adorned throngs of unsuspecting straight-binary-muggles who think you’ve joined a super-cool underground biker gang.

That’s the SF Eagle Slate Gray T-Shirt, and you can work that shit all day for the remarkably reasonable price you see right here:

Additional information

Weight .6 oz
Dimensions 12 × 6 × 1 in
Color

Slate Gray

Size

Large, Xtra-Large, XX-Large, XXX-Large

Logo Style

Blue-Red-Silver

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